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  “I’m listening.”

  Chapter Twenty-Nine

  LINDA DUCKED under a clump of white paper carnations, and walked into Sullivan’s office to take a breather from the crowd. All the business neighbors had shown up, with some extras. The young waitress from the Waffle House had stopped by...she had taken a special interest in Maggie and Jarrod, which Linda appreciated.

  Klo was there, of course, and Stone. They were always good company. Grim was there and Linda watched him watch her sister....there was something going on there that she couldn’t put her finger on. It wasn’t an affair—in fact, it was almost the opposite. The two of them seemed to enjoy a shared animosity toward each other. It was....strange.

  Maria Munoza was there, although she stayed on the fringes of the conversations. The woman was nothing if not mysterious.

  Dunk Duncan had arrived and although he’d said he would “take the library off their hands,” it was clear he was there to see Octavia. It was probably the only good thing about Octavia leaving Lexington, Linda thought, because she was afraid if Octavia stayed, another marriage might be compromised. And Dunk seemed like the kind of man who would never leave his wife.

  She turned a small circle around Sullivan’s office. Closing his agency felt like burying him all over again...he’d had such high hopes for building something for his family.

  But even the ficus tree next to the window had died, which seemed like a sign.

  The new tenant had already mounted a big sign over the storefront. Klo didn’t know who was taking over, just that they would be moving in tomorrow. The sign was covered with a white tarp, but if its size was any indication of the new owner’s plans, then the business was sure to be a success.

  “Why are you hiding in here?”

  She turned to see Oakley at the door. She smiled. “I’m not hiding...just thinking...remembering. Thank you for coming.” She gave him an impulsive hug.

  His hand was warm on her back, his embrace comforting and just so...good.

  She pulled back. “And thank you for my new job.”

  He beamed. “Glad to help.”

  The door opened and Octavia’s face appeared. “Linda, can you guys come outside, I have an announcement to make.”

  “Sounds very intriguing,” Linda said.

  They all crowded out onto the sidewalk below the big sign. It was still daylight, with customers coming and going from the other businesses. They attracted attention as Octavia passed out champagne flutes. A few passersby wandered down.

  “Do you know what’s going on?” Oakley whispered.

  “I have no idea.”

  His hand hovered at the small of her back, and it wasn’t unwelcome.

  “Everyone,” Octavia said, “I have an announcement to make about a new job.”

  Linda blinked in surprise.

  “Dunk, can you come up to help me with this?”

  The tall man moved to stand next to her, his body language proprietary. Whatever the announcement was, he seemed in on it...and that made Linda nervous.

  Octavia lifted her glass. “I’d like everyone to join me in toasting a new venture in investigative work.”

  Linda frowned. Where was this going?

  Octavia grabbed a tie around one end of the covered sign. “Dunk, will you get the other end?”

  Dunk’s expression changed from smug to confused, like the rest of them. Linda realized that whatever had just happened, it was not what he had planned. But he went along.

  “On three,” she said. “One, two, three.” They yanked the ties at the same time and the tarp fell to reveal TWO GUYS DETECTIVE AGENCY.

  “My sister Linda and I are going to have our own investigative agency!”

  “What?” Dunk said.

  “What?” Oakley said.

  “What?” Linda said. She looked at Octavia, utterly confused.

  But everyone else cheered and lifted their glasses in a happy salute. Octavia came running over to Linda. “What do you think, sis?”

  Linda finally found her voice. “I...I...I think you should’ve asked me first.”

  Octavia’s smile dimmed. “I was afraid you would talk me out of it. I thought it would be better if I tried to talk you into it.” Then her animation returned. “With my marketing know-how and your connections to the police department—”

  “Wait a minute. Oakley isn’t my personal connection.” Indeed, standing a few feet away, he did not look pleased at the prospect of them starting their own agency. Her mind reeled. She and Octavia couldn’t work together side by side, long term—they were too different. “And besides, I’m starting a new job in a few days.”

  “A boring job,” Octavia said. “Is that what you want to do day in and day out, work at a bank? Handle other people’s money, when we could be making our own money, and building a business together?”

  Linda shook her head. “I just don’t think this is going to work. I’m sorry.”

  Octavia’s shoulders fell in disappointment, but she nodded. “I’m sorry, too.”

  “It’s a beautiful sign, though. And it looks expensive.”

  “It was.”

  Linda frowned. “How did you pay for it?”

  Octavia didn’t answer, but her hand floated to her neck for a split second, and Linda realized she wasn’t wearing her jewelry...and hadn’t been for a couple of days.

  “You sold your jewelry to pay for this sign?”

  Octavia lifted her hands. “What can I say? I’m all in.”

  Linda’s heart expanded. If her sister was so committed to the joint venture, the least she could do was try. “Then so am I.”

  Octavia’s face lit up. “Really?”

  Linda nodded, then pulled her into a hug. “I didn’t want to go work in a bank anyway.”

  They laughed, then clinked their glasses together.

  “To sisterhood,” Octavia said.

  Linda smiled. “I’ll drink to that.”

  -The End-

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  A note from the author

  Thank you so very much for taking the time to read the first book in my new mystery series TWO GUYS DETECTIVE AGENCY! I so hope you enjoyed it. I’m thrilled to be writing a P.I. series, which I’ve wanted to do since I took the coursework to become a private investigator 15 years ago. (I received a 95% on my shooting range exam.) And I’m happy to be setting the story in my old stomping grounds of Lexington, Kentucky, where I worked for many years and still have close ties. Since I’ll be living vicariously through Linda and Octavia, I’m planning many more adventures for them, and I hope you’ll come along.

  And good news: TWO GUYS DETECTIVE AGENCY has been optioned for TV series development! All good wishes appreciated as it’s being shopped to networks. I’ll be posting updates on my website.

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  Stephanie Bond was five years deep into a corporate career in computer programming and pursuing an MBA at night when an instructor remarked she had a flair for writing and suggested she submit material to academic journals. But Stephanie was more interested in writing fiction—more specifically, romance and mystery novels. After writing in her spare time for two years, she sold her first manuscript, a romantic comedy, to Harlequin Books. After selling ten additional projects to two publishers, she left her corporate job to write fiction full-time. To-date, Stephanie has more than sixty published novels to her name, including the popular BODY MOVERS humorous mystery series. Look for the TWO GUYS DETECTIVE AGENCY series beginning in 2013. For more information on all of her books, visit www.stephaniebond.com .

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  Table of Contents

  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-One

  Chapter Twenty-Two

  Chapter Twenty-Three

  Chapter Twenty-Four

  Chapter Twenty-Five

  Chapter Twenty-Six

  Chapter Twenty-Seven

  Chapter Twenty-Eight

  Chapter Twenty-Nine

  A note from the author

  Other works by Stephanie Bond

  About the Author

  Copyright information